Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Will's Chipotle Chocolate Cake
Adapted from Simply Recipes & Martha Stewart

Jack Zahora






















Ingredients
Flourless Chocolate Cake:
7 tsp unsalted butter
10 oz baker's chocolate
5 eggs
1 cup sugar
2.5 tbsp Chipotle powder
2 tbsp Adobo Sauce
1.5 pinches salt
Spicy Blackberry Sauce:
6 6oz packages of blackberries
3 tbsp Sriracha sauce
1/2 tbsp habanero sauce
4-6 tbsp sugar

Helpful Items
9" Springform baking pan
Double boiler
Egg beater with whisk attachment

Directions  
Flourless Chocolate Cake:
    1) Pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees. Don't forget this step; I've discovered that bumping it up to 450 to compensate doesn't work.

    2) In a double boiler, melt together the chocolate and the butter. The smaller the pieces are, the easier this will be. If you don't have a double boiler a) get one, because melted chocolate exerts more social influence than melted gold, or b) for now, just MacGyver it by placing a glass bowl as a lid over a pot of boiling water-- but make sure the bowl does not touch the water.

    3) Remove the chocolate from the boiler and let it cool. In a clean non-plastic bowl, whisk the eggs to soft peaks, or about three times their original volume. Martha says you can get a fluffier texture by throwing the yolks in with the chocolate mixture and whisking the whites only. A whisk attachment for the egg beater makes this trivial, but even the standard beaters will get things going. Unless you're a masochist, don't try and whip these by hand. We invented electricity for a reason. I can only assume this was it.

   4) Once the eggs are whipped, add about 1/4 of the eggs into the mostly-cooled chocolate. If the chocolate is too hot you'll get an awesome bubble-wrap noise, and the cake will be very dense. Next, pour the chocolate-egg mixture slowly into the remaining eggs and fold them together. Any excessive violence will deflate the cake.

   5) Add the chipotle powder and adobo sauce to taste, along with a pinch of salt. This step exists mainly to give you ample excuse to taste the batter. It turns out that small amounts of salt accentuate the other flavors in the dish and are a must for baking.

   6) Pour the combined mixture in to a 9 inch (or so) baking pan, and place it on the center rack of the oven. When a toothpick/knife in the center of the cake comes out clean, it's finished. This will probably take 40 minutes.

   7) Let the cake cool for about 10 minutes while you put together the sauce.

Editor's Note: It's worth noting that I'm not the best baker. In fact I'm probably the worst kind-- improvisational and inexperienced-- but you can trust that even if this recipe goes horribly awry it will still leave you with a delicious hunk of melty chocolate. Wiser bakers will probably point out much better ratios for the ingredients.

Spicy Blackberry Sauce: 
     8) In a large bowl, crush the blackberries with the back of a spoon, trying to extract as much juice as possible.

     9) Using a small strainer, one lump at a time, filter the juice into another bowl and set aside the seeds- they make a good garnish, and probably a great cobbler, as well.
 
    10) Using the double boiler or a sauce pan, add a half tablespoon of sugar and heat the blackberry juice until it's reduced by about half.
 
    11) Remove the sauce from heat and add in the Sriracha, habanero sauce, and sugar. If you're open to experimenting, the idea is to add Sriracha until it burns, then habanerosauce until it's unbearable, and finally enough sugar to make you want to repeat the experience.

    12) Drizzle or spread over cake, and serve. 

Editor's Note: This was made almost entirely through trial-and-error. To spare my dignity, I'm going to omit the repeated use of the phrase "buy more blackberries and start over." Since this process is, like anything poorly understood, as much ritual as science, I'm recording how I did everything. Improvements likely abound. 


Alexa Meade
Will Claybaugh teaches calculus in Vienna, Virginia. Besides writing witty recipe instructions, he models for Alexa Meade Art.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Heather's Spicy Chunky Vegetable Chili
Original Recipe

Jack Zahora
















Ingredients
1 1/2 Tbsp oil
1 large yellow onion, diced
1/2 tsp minced garlic (or to taste)
4 large carrots, cut into 3/4 inch pieces
1 zucchini, cut into 3/4 inch pieces
1 summer squash, cut into 3/4 in. pieces
1 red bell pepper, cut into 3/4 in. pieces
1 green bell pepper, cut into 3/4 in. pieces
1 poblano pepper, cut into 3/4 in. pieces
 3 Cups prepared vegetable stock (I used 1/2 cup less to keep it thick)
1 can (15 oz.) kidney beans
1 can (15 oz.) black beans
1 can (15 oz.) vegetarian re-fried beans
1 can (15 oz) pinto beans
1 can (28 oz.) crushed tomatoes with basil
1 can (6 oz) tomato paste
1 teas. ground cumin
2 Tbsp chili powder
1 Tbsp. Cayenne
1/2 tbsp dried basil
1/2 tbsp Italian seasonings
10 white mushrooms, quartered
10 baby portabellas, sliced
Salt, black pepper and sugar to taste
Splash of Paprika (optional for more heat)

Directions
     1) In large stockpot, heat oil and add onions and garlic.

     2) Saute for 8 minutes, or until onions are translucent.  

     3) Add carrots; saute for 8 more min.  

     4) Stir in pepper, mushrooms, squash and zucchini; saute 4 min.
 
     5) Gently stir in vegetable stock, beans, tomatoes and tomato paste.  

     6) Add seasonings to taste.  

     7) Reduce heat and simmer for about 45 min, or until desired thickness.


Heather Somerville is a freelance journalist in Washington, DC.  Her culinary side includes specialties in Mediterranean cuisine and homemade eggnog.  

Friday, February 18, 2011

Jennryn's Tofu Stir Fry
Original Recipe

Jack Zahora
















Ingredients 
olive oil to taste
Teriyaki sauce to taste
3 cloves garlic, or more to taste
1 red onion, coarsely chopped
1 marble sized piece of shredded ginger
2 zucchini, diced
1 summer squash, diced
6 oz of baby bella mushrooms, sliced
10 olives, chopped
splash of olive juice
1 tsp brown sugar
pinch of crushed red pepper
cracked black pepper to taste
onion powder to taste
squeeze of lemon juice
Thai sweet and spicy sauce (optional)
2 boxes firm tofu, cubed
1 Tbsp all purpose flour (optional)
fresh springs of cilantro for garnish
sesame seeds for garnish

Directions
    1) On low heat, saute garlic, red onion, and a little ginger in the olive oil and Teriyaki sauce for about 10 minutes.The onions should slightly caramelize.

    2) Add zucchini, summer squash, mushrooms, olives, brown sugar, olive juice, red pepper, cracked black pepper, onion powder and lemon juice.

    3) When the vegetables are cooked to your liking, add the tofu and more Teriyaki sauce or Thai sweet and spicy sauce. (Thicken the stir fry with a the all purpose flour if needed.)

    4) Garnish with sesame seeds and cilantro.


Jennryn Wetzler works for the U.S. State Department in Washington, DC. As a Boren Fellow, she conducted independent research on human trafficking in Thailand. She's also known locally as a portrait artist.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Chris' Blueberry and Raspberry Burritos
From The UnCook Book

Jack Zahora
Instructions
2 purple cabbages
1/2 cup raw ricotta
1/2 cup spinach
1/4 cup marinated mushrooms
1/4 cup raw salsa
1/4 cup curried guacamole
1/4 cup sprouted rice or quinoa
6 blueberries
6 raspberries
2 tablespoons of mango, kiwi and/or strawberry
1 teaspoon Celtic sea salt

Directions
     1) Peel purple cabbage leaves from the bottom, taking care not to make any tears.

     2) Spread the Ricotta Cheese inside the leaf.

     3)  Place layer of spinach leaves on cheese.

     4) Fill with mushrooms, salsa, and curried guacamole. 

     5) Top with a sprinkle of sprouted rice (optional), blueberries, raspberries and/or other fruits adding a little Celtic sea salt. 

     6) Wrap the sides of each leaf around it's contents and eat
 

Chris Lemos is an outdoor enthusiast with a background in advertising and media technology. He's a Maryland native, and clearly a missing link in the human evolutionary chain.

Monday, February 14, 2011

A Look Back at January's SPICY Dinner Party!

What happens when you ask an Indian chef to host a dinner party? And then assigned 80 veg cooks to remix their favorite dishes with crushed red pepper, Tabasco, habanero sauce, and hot chilis?

You get heart burn. And one rocking HOT party!



Now don't just salivate over the video. Use the recipes during this month---they're all from dishes served at this event!

And couch potatoes or no fun! Sign up and come to our next dinner party on February 29th!